introvert olympics: synchronized nothing

emotional support human, except for myself

when you’re 80% panic, 20% vibes

Waiting for birds to fold my laundry

scissors cut hair and egos

Happily Never After

it’s not hoarding, it’s curating history

returns from bathroom still clothed

“left click, right click…”

snow white with wi-fi

gift shop sells “missing BR” magnets

Weaponized housekeeping

side quest: find a free friday

beautiful… suspiciously beautiful

bubble goggles set to maximum joy

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