going nowhere fast

don’t ask which half i’m on

all gone, just like that

checkmate, doritos

right when you were going to try to sleep, too

ah, the good ol’ days

offers me every baked good known to mankind

this shouldn’t be as hard as it is

asking the real questions

goodnight, sweet prince

fake it til’ ya make it

that’s unfortunate

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a fallen friend