we walked, twerked, then moonwalked

i’m the DJ of my joy

soundtrack of every middle schooler

Meowgdalorian

Hands? Optional.

You shall not bounce!

What’s my age again? Ancient

back when bluetooth was a superpower

next she’ll say Beatles indie too

my inner child just sat up and clapped

Press 1 to vroom into voicemail

CTRL-Fit

Eau de Nostalgia

Mentally in MySpace

Pizza, games, and mild emotional damage