“he had a jawline. i had no judgment.”

“take a seat, sweetie”

gently sobs in millennial

we walked, twerked, then moonwalked

i’m the DJ of my joy

soundtrack of every middle schooler

Meowgdalorian

Hands? Optional.

You shall not bounce!

What’s my age again? Ancient

back when bluetooth was a superpower

next she’ll say Beatles indie too

my inner child just sat up and clapped

Press 1 to vroom into voicemail

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