never really thought of it this way but damn that’s kinda dystopian

need this sign in my house

instructions unclear, car full with ducks

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what? I’m doing what you asked…

“come my dear, ve are ordering pizza”

“(s)laughter is the best medicine” has to be written somewhere in the “Live laugh love” style

aphropizziac

this is what my wikipedia page will look like

mark my words that one day i’ll convert my brain to words!

i think kaley’s in the wrong here…let him cook

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i spuddle so much time

if only i knew sooner

i’d vote for it though

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