if you don’t want me to use paper towels than don’t provide paper towels

this is a dead giveaway you paid too much

brilliant marketing

for the taco bell obsessed family

there’s always one more

pajamas are like fine china – they only come out on special occassions

Killer doll memes because Megan is coming for us all

cheaper than a therapist

regret is spelled “moisty boi”

priorities, people

spite is fine

for the love of wordle, will this game ever go away? at least we have these memes!

budget cuts have hit everyone hard

Ash is impervious to fire

*buys box of donuts*