what do you keep in your sauce case?

“accidentally”

vampire citation

let’s all be cool

unharmed but drunk

100 percent guilty of doing this

same

but the breadsticks are unlimited!

drink or pass

frosted mega wheats

blind justice

i thought it was funny

the squid won

motivational rocks

The battle rages on

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I had an interview with one of the largest companies within my major field. I didn’t get the job. Two weeks later, I asked why’¦? This is what he said.
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The table of contents from a Civil War soldier’s diary
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Fascinating
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Snoot has permanent boop
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Taxi hacks.
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I’m honestly still confused about this one.
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All the ways to f*ck up a chocolate chip cookie…
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Calculating the power of teamwork.
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