Built like a churro. Fights like a jaguar

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Make dinosaurs weird again. Paleo-maximalism now!

Are you a full moon? Because I lose control around you!

The Bark Side of Monday!

Sauron’s got that eye for design

chaotic neutral

How many fonts does it take to lock a door?

you jog, I log off

slay calm and carry spoon

Smile Like Nobody’s Drilling

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Bite-sized portions

300% sass protection

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