mute but mentally correcting everyone

et tu, bruh?

pure cinnamon roll energy

klimt didn’t paint, he planted

these vibes suck…in a good way!

baby force to boomer flow

professor X-tra tired

update: alchemy now illegal

“seatbelts everyone… it’s colon time”

deep thoughts, deeper fryer

“Defrost Me If You Dare”

too empty to empathize

too cool to read, too chill to sit

“In 400 feet… tell your child to stop licking the window”

Need a ride? Need a mate? Get both.

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