missing socks joined the afterlife

she walked out seventeen again

tea so hot it glares

love never skips dessert

house shifts two inches forward

airplane mode

keep carroting

budget gripping cheeks and sanity

“extinguish that vibe”

imaginary traffic cops on standby

future me deserves better

financial stability officially took flight

kitchen tools acting too sharp

one meltdown from supernova

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