tortoise relocation boom

you know the food at the orgy was good if you remember it

witch of the waterfall

give me your best conversation stoppers

refuse to lose

your lab instructor is a furry

they told him he could be anything, so he decided to be everything

she was talking to the dog

become ungovernable

this bar just earned my patronage with this sign

baby gandalf

imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing this in the corner of your bedroom

ancient multi-tasking

in the real world your dog can call you

punk rock goat – make sure you avoid her in the mosh pit!

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