always start a conversation by hooking them with a fact

Engaging Star trek memes to beam you up with nostalgia

always practice safe porking

and now he’s just committed to the bit

welcome to jurassic park!

dragonheart reboot idea i’d watch

this should be interesting

there isn’t a big enough cringe to describe how this makes me feel

spiders use their eyes

cry harder

gonna need to buy a whole new bed

but the bathtub isn’t always empty. take no chances

“You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone, and we are all part of the same compost pile.”

no context crab

set your dvr!

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