everything is bigger in texas except the rain

ancient simpsons

there were no witnesses

does anyone know how to get chocolate milk out of bedsheets?

i think i could at least handle one goose. probably not more

good luck, punks

what fish think when you’re fishing

don’t even think about it, garfield

it was just a misunderstanding

i’m a sinner, i’m a saint, i do not feel ashamed

Daniel Radcliffe… i mean weird al memes to waste your time with like a surgeon while you eat it with your polka face

hippotato

man’s oldest friend

u/phshy

men writing women

Snakes drink water weird

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