emotional support alligator

the “cool” police

mephisto signing off off of zoom

he had too many balls in the air

live laugh lobotomy

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

avoiding people in public is exhausting

ode de febreeze

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

purr-fect

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

sea urchins love hats

i live at the zoo now

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