don’t get me too much credit. i will always find a way to miss it

tweet about person not being able to follow directions

the first human robot baby hybrid is adorable

image of a baby with a robotic eye

It’s times like these you really should use a pseudonym or chage professions

image of urologist named dick chopp

the reason you don’t always have to be the bigger person

tweet about not always having to be the bigger person

technically she’s not entirely wrong here

tweet about an air fryer just being an oven

welcome to holocene park – directed by steven spielberg

drawing of dinosaurs watching a movie in a theater

tour de france doesn’t follow the rules of the road

tour de france screenshot on televison

a neighborhood dress code. Does anyone really think this would be a good idea?

text from someone asking for a neighborhood dress code

is there no end to their destruction?

phrasing matters

head line about the live action bambi remake

if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal

story about a girl setting her toaster on fire

was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?

a girl with a piece of lettuce on her head

it’s the only way to make the calls stop

text about storming the call center for extended car warranties

michael’s store employees use the honor system

don’t look down! Would you sleep on the side of a mountain like this?

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