embrace your inner banshee

i wonder what kind of large dog hates the moon

yum

tastes like chicken?

not a cookbook

finally!

what a bar-necked cuckoo-dove

donkey kong should be higher, tbh

even werewolves are good boys

important note there, but everything has a price

gets him out of the house

when you get home and can finally take your pants off

it makes so much sense now

the perfect house

even spiders need holiday cheer