a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog

mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense

how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you

luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest

that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?

he can’t hear you!

use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face

peekaboo for adults

did you know e.t. had a last name?

when you find out people prefer gin to whiskey…

the world is ready to see me at my worst

text “omw” when you don’t have plans just to shake things up

dramatic reading by 5 year old

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