this dog is cooler than i’ll ever be

the original viagra

gonna have a meat twinkie for lunch today

pass me some coal

thanks but no thanks

house therapy

all the pain

especially on a friday

your phone always knows

you’re next!

i slept okay

tooting his own horn

Adorable. 10/10 – would boop

it’s healthy to set boundaries

the gift no one wants

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