pumpkins are so relatable

eat or pass?

ironing out the wrinkles

double the dinner double the heartburn

there’s a certificate and everything

funny but true

there a surprising number of shades of black

bonk

mario kart haiku

they’re both just so over each other’s bs

reverse john wick

voodoo as a last resort

finding beauty in the broken

why stop at just one watermelon?

all hail the king

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