a neighborhood dress code. Does anyone really think this would be a good idea?

text from someone asking for a neighborhood dress code

is there no end to their destruction?

phrasing matters

head line about the live action bambi remake

if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal

story about a girl setting her toaster on fire

was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?

a girl with a piece of lettuce on her head

it’s the only way to make the calls stop

text about storming the call center for extended car warranties

michael’s store employees use the honor system

don’t look down! Would you sleep on the side of a mountain like this?

his name was close enough

wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way

lawn full of dead grass with sign reading new grass loading

japan rewards employees who don’t smoke. would this work where you live?

image telling how japan gives employees who don't smoke extra days off a year

fine, i’ll do it myself!

text about overthinking so much you come up with answers that dont exist

let’s hear about your love lives via literature!

prompt to pick up a book and go to page 206. the first sentence describes your love life

i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin

tweet about showing up to somone's house dressed as a wizard and askig them to roll a 20 sided die

there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs

tweet about having 45 second between making an omelet and having it turn into scrambled eggs
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