make sure she can hear you

if you haven’t already, one day you will

when someone tickles your neck

guilty pets

the bougie man is under the bed!

3 minutes after clipping fingernails

choose your nickname

rip ipod

roomba on the run!

the honk steals eyebrows

let me take your jacket

i’ve made a terrible mistake

earth jumped the shark

rice fixes everything

good enough

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