if i wait they’ll get too cold

if i wait they'll get too cold

the answer to the question i didn’t know i had

the answer to the question i didn't know i had

shady happenings are afoot at the waffle house

shady happenings are afoot at the waffle house

opinion-size-age-shape-colr-origin-material-purpose-noun

opinion-size-age-shape-colr-origin-material-purpose-noun

somebody that I used to know

somebody that I used to know

this is true

this is true

important advice

important advice

did not know dogs had butt cracks

did not know dogs had butt cracks

male authors just shouldn’t try to describe women

male authors just shouldn't try to describe women

ready for battle

ready for battle

i read this wrong, too

i read this wrong, too

adding ‘shrek-lookin bag of bitch’ to my insult list

adding 'shrek-lookin bag of bitch' to my insult list

real life battleship

real life battleship

adorable death

adorable death

who needs therapy when you have marie condo?

who needs therapy when you have marie condo?
Remember+how+much+of+a+dick+Dumbledore+was%3F
Remember how much of a dick Dumbledore was?
Oink+oink+bitches.
Oink oink bitches.
Your+name+is+Jennifer%3F
Your name is Jennifer?
Long+exposure+shot+of+glow+sticks+dropped+into+a+waterfall.
Long exposure shot of glow sticks dropped into a waterfall.
Join the conversation
Phtar+Warph
Phtar Warph
Starbucks+Gold.
Starbucks Gold.
Saving+your+pet+with+CPR.
Saving your pet with CPR.
Remember+to+put+the+glass+down.
Remember to put the glass down.
Fred+caught+a+bug+and+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+sure+what+to+do+with+it.
Fred caught a bug and wasn’t sure what to do with it.
Banned+Grey+Poupon+Ad
Banned Grey Poupon Ad
Stephen+Hawking+and+John+Oliver
Stephen Hawking and John Oliver
Tyranothorus
Tyranothorus