professional athletes give the rest of us bad names

oof

despite all my rage, i am still just a rat on the road

teeth stick and hair stick

bald dudes make the best barbers

happy bacon

no one wants to see a stage version of Twilight

that’s… not a human

thanks for the warning

it said no flip

ethan sucks

they always know

Dickies and wallet with chain for me. I don’t miss those days

this scene should have been in the movie

you will be missed