my body is just looking out for my best interests

tweet about listening to your body

speaking was a bad choice

hagrid should not have said that meme

I’d rather grow a beard than shave with this

fork with a shaving razor attached to the prongs

cats – descended from dragons pt. 2

cat breathing fire

Checking on the status of his next marvel contract

image of a raccoon on a phone

I don’t know what I have more questions about, the perfectly posed cat in front of the painting, or the same image on a white canvas to the left

funny cat paintings

yep, i have no idea at all…

tweet about 15 year old waking up with 4 year old in their face

goldfish royalty

it’s worth a shot. what’s the worst that could happen?

got any facts about ducks to add?

what political party is this? funny answers only

what are you buying? gas, probably…

all the time

if you see one furby then it’s already too late

i’m charming, too

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