this a real update from the New york times

this was the last time he ever felt fear

i eat hot dogs

i’ll open it later

put respect on Steven Pruitt’s name

i’m a registered popeye’s voter

opportunity not missed

ill trade my soul to be able to pet him

sit, stay, stay, please just stay

time for negotiating is over

where are the fun and games?

I wish they would!

this person is a real boob

oddly uplifting

literally