i could have been anything, but here i am

this is a real tweet from the FDA…

Elasmotherium, also known as the giant siberian unicorn. they did exist!

true or false? asking for my tall friends

go to walgreens

The cat was credited as F.d.c. willad (felis domesticus, chester)

kobayashi maru in real life

so sick

paste until ctrl v breaks

i see you

trust science

bone spurs

I’d wake up for pasta!

this is horrifying

bruce just wants to make a difference