a burrito is not a travel taco

apple would make a terrible babysitter

it’s science

gangster flowers

beware the bjork

sell your bones for riches

who wins in a fight, sword girlfriend or knife wife?

finishing strong with ice cream

is this a joke to you, dan?

still nothing

traffic is the answer

It passes the test!

welcome to the real world

this is why i don’t keep a diary

don’t wake the bat

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