Bite vs. spite

Lord Fluffington, destroyer of vacuums

Get paid for knowing things you shouldn’t admit publicly

me vibing, then boom! …survival

Meow-cula…eternally unimpressed!

Man with strong jungle vibes

Some people paint, some dance…

paint companies are still trying to match it

Jurassic gel: strong enough to survive the Ice Age

Float through existence

my blood type is now marinara!

When reality hits and dinner is still missing!

Fear me! In about 30 minutes, I’ll arrive!

Eggs-actly what my cat predicted!

Hope my messenger pigeon will find you

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