be a more accepting parent

sick burn

if only he had stayed in space

we need a movie about his life

when you hold a grudge for just the perfect amount of time

anyone know the answer?

woah

i promise is the last bezos joke i’ll post

don’t mess with your elders

they love him so much!

live. learn. adapt. overcome

oh, there’s definitely a jacob

historically hip

stand back, I’m just doing my job

I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty