what an idiot

i need to get a dolphin wingman

all for me?

another cat, i said!

there is no nice on the ice

become ungovernable

good luck sleeping

there’s a chance she’s not angry though

worth every burn

always review before you hit enter

sweet and savory

let grandpa drunk text!

i swear i meme it

stupid brain

two people i hope to never see in public

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