charity by jump scare

catfished

finally, a house built for my emotional baggage

Me eating snacks in bed while online shopping: living like the king they swore loyalty to

snack radar never sleeps

IQ 140, eye contact 0

hearts grow in the quiet moments

catmas

quantum kiss

corporate bark

barkforce one

shakespeare spoke prose; we speak phone autocorrect

family group chat has no survivors

proof that hoarding is simply future planning

clinic built entirely of dad jokes

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