The ring bearer is definitely going to disappear mid-ceremony

In my mind, I am the asteroid

Clever Phteven

a rare Pokémon

slowly waddle away

Best holiday card I’ve ever seen

I can smell this picture and it’s beautiful

a personality trait

A majestic noodle

Nature is healing; the sidewalk tigers are returning

The only heavy thing here is the lead apron

Chew, flip, repeat

One day we’ll meet and it’ll be beautifully awkward

I’ve reached my limit of being “found” this week

May your microwave be fast and your nuggets stay firm

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