I’ve never identified with a plant more

Netflix: “Best I can do is a documentary”

My back hurts just looking at this post

Better a messy start than a perfect nothing

Dating a scientist is always an adventure

They really were the healthiest TV couple

Bringing some “polite energy” to traffic

Looking for a bite or a date?

“Did you get my text?” Me: Stitches faster

Sherlock Bones

Don’t Slide away from the conversation

Just missing that “murder mitten” energy

My heart just grew eight sizes

If you don’t wave, I don’t exist

“Tastes like burning” is a compliment here

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