this is why people lie on their resume

this is why people lie on their resume

this is true friendship

this is true friendship

she looks thrilled

she looks thrilled

my backyard is also open to be invaded

my backyard is also open to be invaded

higher education

higher education

just another thing hollywood got wrong

just another thing hollywood got wrong

sea urchins are the super models of the sea

sea urchins are the super models of the sea

this one looks like a lion’s man. this one looks like a trumpet

this one looks like a lion's man. this one looks like a trumpet

happens to the best of us

happens to the best of us

he was, in fact, delivering a f**king bridge

he was, in fact, delivering a f**king bridge

would they be dumb enough to sign up?

would they be dumb enough to sign up?

no, i think it did its job correctly

no, i think it did its job correctly

just a flesh wound

just a flesh wound

winning bidder is a good person

winning bidder is a good person

fish, she’s talking about fish. thank god!

fish, she's talking about fish. thank god!
better+have+my+breadsticks
better have my breadsticks
flavor+explosion
flavor explosion
They+never+went+to+Disneyland+again
They never went to Disneyland again
How+i+won+my+first+grammy
How i won my first grammy
Join the conversation
We+know+that%26%238217%3Bs+not+a+dog%2C+sir.
We know that’s not a dog, sir.
Ain%26%238217%3Bt+no+part+like+a+donkey+kong+party
Ain’t no part like a donkey kong party
What+part+of+the+chicken+is+the+ring%3F
What part of the chicken is the ring?
design+flaw+level+expert
design flaw level expert
He%26%238217%3Bll+do+it+in+the+morning
He’ll do it in the morning
Heart+melted
Heart melted
but+do+they+have+toes%3F
but do they have toes?
who%26%238217%3Bs+on+ellen+today%3F
who’s on ellen today?