Don’t even say hi

Don't even say hi

cheerios and bourbon

cheerios and bourbon

there is no escape. Only zuul

there is no escape. Only zuul

As if 1-13 weren’t impossible enough, wait until you see 14!

As if 1-13 weren't impossible enough, wait until you see 14!

justice served

justice served

retired firehoses

retired firehoses

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

Note to self: don't try this in the office

He became his legacy. Literally

He became his legacy. Literally

Calmly plotting your demise

Calmly plotting your demise

I’d like to buy a vowel

I'd like to buy a vowel

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Funny, I'm also a self-contained unit

Is this true?

Is this true?

mind blown

mind blown

The answer is yes. I do.

The answer is yes. I do.

Followed directions perfectly

Followed directions perfectly
Why+don%26%238217%3Bt+women+need+wrist+watches%3F
Why don’t women need wrist watches?
Got+my+wife+something+from+Tiffany%26%238217%3Bs.+She+was+not+impressed.
Got my wife something from Tiffany’s. She was not impressed.
Unfortunate+mugshots.
Unfortunate mugshots.
There+will+always+be+more+good+than+bad.
There will always be more good than bad.
Join the conversation
Sloth+needs+a+hug.
Sloth needs a hug.
The+pros+and+cons+of+being+tall.
The pros and cons of being tall.
Yes+We+Scan
Yes We Scan
Mom+knitted+me+a+Mario+mushroom+%3A%29
Mom knitted me a Mario mushroom :)
Nerdalicious+wedding+cake.
Nerdalicious wedding cake.
Things+you+should+probably+know.
Things you should probably know.
We%26%238217%3Bre+all+a+little+weird%26%238230%3B
We’re all a little weird…
Because+potatoes.
Because potatoes.