now that i have your attention, i quit

now that i have your attention, i quit

thank you for the tip!

thank you for the tip!

yes, this is a real animal

yes, this is a real animal

best friends forever

best friends forever

when will we learn?

when will we learn?

how many yachts do you really need?

how many yachts do you really need?

fry, always the optimist

fry, always the optimist

*adds novelization to amazon cart*

*adds novelization to amazon cart*

yes. he does.

yes. he does.

a gift of love

a gift of love

i shouldn’t have laughed at this, but here we are

i shouldn't have laughed at this, but here we are

but how do we make this dream a reality?

but how do we make this dream a reality?

do you want me to starve to death

do you want me to starve to death

Sailor mars is a role model

Sailor mars is a role model

if you feed them cookies do they grow

if you feed them cookies do they grow
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A neon salesman’s sample case circa 1935
Planetarium+Watch+is+Neat+AF
Planetarium Watch is Neat AF
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+problem.
It’s a problem.
Does+Siri+watch+Game+of+Thrones%3F
Does Siri watch Game of Thrones?
Join the conversation
Massive+blue+ice+of+Perito+Moreno+Glacier+in+Patagonia%2C+Argentina
Massive blue ice of Perito Moreno Glacier in Patagonia, Argentina
%2Aawkwardly+maintains+eye+contact%26%238230%3B%2A
*awkwardly maintains eye contact…*
Unrestrained+Summer+Fun
Unrestrained Summer Fun
Lisa+and+Louise+Burns+from+Stanley+Kubrick%26%238217%3Bs+%26%238216%3BThe+Shining%2C+photographed+in+1980+and+again+2015.
Lisa and Louise Burns from Stanley Kubrick’s ‘The Shining, photographed in 1980 and again 2015.
Why+aren%26%238217%3Bt+we+funding+this%3F
Why aren’t we funding this?
Teethbrush.
Teethbrush.
Eagles+being+jerks.
Eagles being jerks.
The+most+ineffective+anti-smoking+ad+ever
The most ineffective anti-smoking ad ever