I’m not crying, you’re crying… Okay, I’m crying.

leave me alone

there’s no such thing as a stupid ques… never mind

Who says men are afraid of commitment

life… finds a way

Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive

did we just become best friends?

Grandma with the truth bomb

good question

worth the effort

Was the present the mat?

taco bell gets me

a billion dollar idea

cats know good music when they hear it

Wait, it’s only Wednesday?