can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

the look on the seagulls face is priceless

never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products

can you solve this math problem?

somebody once told me

the please and the thank you

he’s a fucking fast learner

if you were curious

the most badass way to spread your ashes

I was today’s years old

and they all somehow survived

what we need here is more water, obviously

100 percent would still pet

was he wrong, though?

just get to the recipe already!