do you even lift, bird?

do you even lift, bird?

exactly how i feel every time

exactly how i feel every time

this kid is asking the right questions

this kid is asking the right questions

if you’re tall enough you don’t even need a step stool

if you're tall enough you don't even need a step stool

caught bread-handed

caught bread-handed

gonna need a working AC to cool that burn down

gonna need a working AC to cool that burn down

it’s a malaphor

it's a malaphor

i believe it

i believe it

Protect betty white at all costs

Protect betty white at all costs

The moral of this story is not about patience. smh

The moral of this story is not about patience. smh

words to live by

words to live by

did he super size it?

did he super size it?

grandpa throwing shade. lol

grandpa throwing shade. lol

he knows he’s a legend

he knows he's a legend

double edged insult

double edged insult
She%26%238217%3Bs+actually+lovely%2C+bro.
She’s actually lovely, bro.
Served+with+an+ice+cold+glass+of+malk%2C+brotha.
Served with an ice cold glass of malk, brotha.
Sad+if+true%26%238230%3B.
Sad if true….
Beware+the+riddling+Gorilla
Beware the riddling Gorilla
Join the conversation
Say+no+more%2C+fam.
Say no more, fam.
I+could+start+a+religion+here%26%238230%3B
I could start a religion here…
Cowboy+mysticism+is+thriving.
Cowboy mysticism is thriving.
Yeah+I%26%238217%3Bll+be+getting+vaccinated+ASAP+as+possible.
Yeah I’ll be getting vaccinated ASAP as possible.
Join+your+local+hot+air+balloon+lobby.
Join your local hot air balloon lobby.
Lovely+bit+of+cheese%2C+isn%26%238217%3Bt+it%2C++Gromit%3F
Lovely bit of cheese, isn’t it, Gromit?
Kids+love+pyramids%21
Kids love pyramids!
Interdasting.
Interdasting.