but do they have toes?

He’ll do it in the morning

and now neither can I

who’s on ellen today?

Suddenly i have a headache

the perks of being a parent

It’s the thought that counts

good for the arches

When your kids does you a solid

What part of the chicken is the ring?

he’s not wrong though

100 is too long to wait

It’s the cowch or me

whoopsie doodle

double bacon cheeseburger