You can’t run

this is accurate

no one deserves to live in poverty

sorry if your name is kyle

hello, ladies

don’t blame sober me for the actions of drunk me

this toy line is my favorite

have the decency to leave the store first

still waiting for national treasure 3

the things you realize as an adult

never keep a crow waiting

if only there was something they could do

i wonder what he left behind

let’s be friends

but does it stop an octopus from punching a fish?

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