Used blood sells for a premium in some Transylvanian villages.

artè, a history

Puuuuhweeeeess play woth ma, kijje?

Try again, Alexa.

Try again, Alexa.

Wait a minute….

Really jumped on that one, didn’t we Karen?

Before bombs, pilots dropped lawn darts on the enemy commies.

Sometimes I wonder what happened to Sarah, circa 2013.

Words.

She was picking flowers.

The butt alert as seen on shark tank.

The puppies are conniving.

She’s living in the year 2525.

Bob Barker frowns upon your style of pet ownership.

I would take a Lamborghini tractor, though.