I don’t believe that man has ever seen a duck…

I don’t believe that man has ever seen a duck...

This one never gets old… – that one waiter, probably.

This one never gets old... - that one waiter, probably.

Don’t get too lost, though…

Don’t get too lost, though...

Maybe consider trying again.

Maybe consider trying again.

Do not concern yourself with my consumption.

Do not concern yourself with my consumption.

Henlo bruder.

Henlo bruder.

Never trust the greater gator.

Never trust the greater gator.

The Amazon is large.

The Amazon is large.

Don’t blink…

Don't blink...

KISS (Keep It Simple, Snail).

KISS (Keep It Simple, Snail).

8/10 dentists hate this one one trick.

8/10 dentists hate this one one trick.

*blunt force traumas*

*blunt force traumas*

Different tans for different mans.

Different tans for different mans.

Should not have taken that job on the plantation…

Should not have taken that job on the plantation...

Become the chemist you never realized you could be.

Become the chemist you never realized you could be.
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