“Do aliens offer dental? Asking seriously”

Herpetology: the real party animal science

I’m human, but I run on low battery

eating my problems whole

call me maybe… if you can hold it steady

Are You a Tankard or a Chalice?

matching outfits with your energy level

because patience is overrated

Finally, wet water!

cool crimes, warm heart

mini golf, maxi consequences

highway tinder

welcome to hell’s hairdryer

growing old, not growing up

wifey-fi connection: strong

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