never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products

can you solve this math problem?

somebody once told me

the please and the thank you

he’s a fucking fast learner

if you were curious

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I was today’s years old

and they all somehow survived

what we need here is more water, obviously

100 percent would still pet

was he wrong, though?

just get to the recipe already!

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

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