The Japanese take their fresh meats seriously.

I can still taste them.

Good on ya, Larry.

Good luck debating a master debater.

Best response when Putin offers you a cuppa…

I could go all in on this.

Fairy tales, basically.

Echolocation 101

Honest Dating Advice

Macaulay Caulkin

Circa 19th century Help wanted sign

Amateurish, frankly.

A baby porcupine is called a porcupette, allegedly.

Obama caused the Spanish Inquisition, too

Just sk8r boy things.