Drop the treats!

You really can’t fudge the numbers…

A slow, reluctant death. *respawn*

Just makin’ sure…

It’s the final countdown.

A charcookterie board.

How humans decompose, generally.

*stomps tiny feet*

*stomps tiny feet*

And that’s the secret sauce of life.

21 year old Chris Nikic is the first person with Down syndrome finish a triathlon, BTW.

Aerodynamics free you from the grasp of Beelzebub.

Seymour Asses would have been there…

Do not try this diddy at home.

*rings dinner bell*

Move over Yule log… there’s a new log in town…

Move over Yule log... there's a new log in town...