You are the buns to my burger.

You are the buns to my burger.

Zoos in India take care of their own.

Zoos in India take care of their own.

…must. Not. Breathing.

...must. Not. Breathing.

*subtly angry Irish accent*

*subtly angry Irish accent*

Build a foundation for success.

Build a foundation for success.

THATS ILLEGAL!

THATS ILLEGAL!

Let’s take this global, shall we?

Let's take this global, shall we?

*tweets nonchalantly*

*tweets nonchalantly*

RIP In Peace, old friend.

RIP In Peace, old friend.

Shoot your shot, sis.

Shoot your shot, sis.

I remember…

I remember...

I have a note from my dermatologist, guys…

I have a note from my dermatologist, guys...

The gatos are calling…

The gatos are calling...

Ricky we’ve been over this…

Ricky we've been over this...

Beds are not made for the giraffe.

Beds are not made for the giraffe.
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