I was today’s years old

I was today's years old

and they all somehow survived

and they all somehow survived

what we need here is more water, obviously

what we need here is more water, obviously

100 percent would still pet

100 percent would still pet

was he wrong, though?

was he wrong, though?

just get to the recipe already!

just get to the recipe already!

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans

no matter where you go, you can't escape your student loans

reading is magic

reading is magic

i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway

i didn't want my back to function normally, anyway

I never thought of it that way

I never thought of it that way

beavers hate running water

beavers hate running water

It’s okay, Brendan fraser knows what to do

It's okay, Brendan fraser knows what to do

immortal scam artist finally caught

immortal scam artist finally caught

a plasma tv with free hbo

a plasma tv with free hbo
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