*projectile vomits*

*projectile vomits*

As you can see, I am quite damp.

As you can see, I am quite damp.

Felt crabby, might provoke PETA later…

Felt crabby, might provoke PETA later...

Love, uhhh, finds a way.

Love, uhhh, finds a way.

JNCO jeans and fanny pack, brother. Circa ’97.

JNCO jeans and fanny pack, brother. Circa '97.

Well, sure… bud.

Well, sure... bud.

Persistence is admirable.

Persistence is admirable.

Spam is weird circa 2021

Spam is weird circa 2021

New coffee shop starter pack…

New coffee shop starter pack...

Hard pass, thanks. – Kroger, probably.

Hard pass, thanks. - Kroger, probably.

Mike is about to drop an heck of an album.

Mike is about to drop an heck of an album.

I would torrent that reboot…

I would torrent that reboot...

Quick maths!

Quick maths!

I really don’t care, do you?

I really don't care, do you?

I could watch this sport.

I could watch this sport.
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