Today was a pretty good day.

Today was a pretty good day.

*grabs industrial strength Nair*

*grabs industrial strength Nair*

Honestly, who throws a cat?

Honestly, who throws a cat?

*dance the dance of your ancient peoples*

*dance the dance of your ancient peoples*

Elmo need a tickle?

Elmo need a tickle?

Cowboys like us.

Cowboys like us.

Ban teleprompters!

Ban teleprompters!

My posterity will not forget this generosity…

My posterity will not forget this generosity...

People called Brad have it easy.

People called Brad have it easy.

Gets me every time…

Gets me every time...

The vampires are doing science.

The vampires are doing science.

👁️👄👁️ tell me I’m beautiful.

👁️👄👁️ tell me I'm beautiful.

You literally can make that up, Joey.

You literally can make that up, Joey.

She mad.

She mad.

There’s a memorial sitting on the Moon for every astronaut who died in the pursuit of space exploration, including Russian Cosmonauts, allegedly.

There's a memorial sitting on the Moon for every astronaut who died in the pursuit of space exploration, including Russian Cosmonauts, allegedly.
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