meowfia boss on litter patrol

culinary masochism

masking level: origami

if i fits, i devour

A Postimpressionist Wave

i cast confusion!

we graduated from Google Translate Academy

wet nose, slick tail, no guilt

barklord of eternal doom and zoomies

Picasso called, said “that’s too weird”

ears set to parmesan frequency

Obi-Wait Kenobi

Coffin up style since ‘87

I’m driving a sedan, not the Millennium Falcon

“I already picked out our road trip playlist.”

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