I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve called you here…

I'm sure you're wondering why I've called you here...

Some people excel at life.

Some people excel at life.

Apple Maps street view is blurring out doge butt bits.

Apple Maps street view is blurring out doge butt bits.

Do you wanna talk about Fight Club?

Do you wanna talk about Fight Club?

Bowling with cats.

Bowling with cats.

Bonding is a bidirectional phenomenon.

Bonding is a bidirectional phenomenon.

Scotts’ Tots would like a word…

Scotts' Tots would like a word...

Breakfast foods are best foods.

Breakfast foods are best foods.

Give your punkin the attention it deserves this season.

Give your punkin the attention it deserves this season.

Sheeeeeeiit.

Sheeeeeeiit.

So it is written…

So it is written...

Let the people bun.

Let the people bun.

I would buy one…

I would buy one...

Preschool just isn’t the same…

Preschool just isn't the same...

I kinda feel like shite-loads of Coke might work, still.

I kinda feel like shite-loads of Coke might work, still.
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